Mental thought: Is said co-worker's cologne that strong??
Fast forward 2 seconds--we all spy out the front window an industrial sized vat of weed killer being sprayed all over the street in front of our building.
Fast forward 2 more seconds--the quiet grip of nausea begins to take hold and soon all 50 employees are headache-y and vom-y.
Conclusion--I'm slowly dying and nobody at work seems to be leaving so I guess I'll just die.
|Artistic rendering of my life right now|